1. you give your kids free reign to choose whatever game they want you to play with them...and of course, they choose the one that has tons of little marbles just waiting to be spread everywhere.
2. you're singing I Can’t Help Myself by the Four Tops in your car and notice the person in the car next to you is staring...and laughing. Story here.
3. you're at the mall and at this lady walks over, greets you by your name and then starts chatting with you...and you can't remember for the love of God who the hell she is because neither of you have your kids with you, which is pretty much the ONLY way you remember most people these days.
4. you laugh so hard at something that someone just told you while you’re eating cereals that it so happens a few flakes just jump out of your mouth.
5. your Other Half is on phone with his mom ...as you walk into the room, you do not notice that the phone is on SPEAKER MODE, and YOU say, "Good God, your mother can be SO freakin' annoying".
6. in a café , you pretend to be speaking on the phone while drinking a cup of coffee so not to be bothered by someone you know when suddenly your phone rings… but you don't want to seem like a total loser so you just say, "Okay love, gotta go, I’ve got another call...yup, talk to you later".
7. the elevator doors close and you look at the person next to you and wonder if this person is the devil in disguise. Obviously the movie "The Devil" had a huge effect on you!
8. your 4-year old daughter is happily swinging herself on a pole like she would be on a sexy Britney Spears video clip in front of a huge crowd in a mall...and then she bellows, proudly, "Mommy, take a video of me dancing and send it to everyone."
9. you take your son into a public toilet where he shouts, "Eeeeew!!! It really stinks in here"...right as the guilty person comes out of the bathroom stall.
10. you stuck your heel in an elevator on your way to a job interview and your possible future employer is watching this bad episode happening… Story here
11. this awkward moment when you fall face to face with a vibrator in the ladies’ room at your office and someone comes in and you loudly shout: Oh no that’s not mine!
12. you start wondering if you’ll ever be able to out of that leather dress without having to ask for help. Story here.
Yes! That’s me indeed!
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