… And my answers…
Arthur is very curious. Extremely curious. I love that about him...But sometimes, I really need to be creative in my answers to him…
He’s like a tiny clean slate...so inquisitive about the world around him… Most of the time, when we are together, he’ll shoot questions off to me, left and right....so quickly, in fact, that I can't always think of the perfect answer.
Questions like these ones:
- Why does it rain? Remember when I told you that the angels cry when a child is picking his nose? Well, today there must be a whole bunch of kids picking their noses.
- Where does our poop go when we flush the toilet? It goes into the sewer system... And I think some of it goes into the ocean...you know, where Nemo lives?
- Why is the sky blue? Because that’s God favorite color
- How did He make the sky blue? With a giant paintbrush
- Who decided that grass should be green? God did...but only because he ran out of blue
- Do boys have brains? Hum huhhh – so I’ve been told
- Why do people get married? That, you’ll need to ask your Dad
- Is God like Superman? Yeah, except He’s way more powerful and doesn't wear a speedo and tights
- What would happen if we never slept? All moms around the world would be devastated
- Why do we have boogers in our nose? In case you ever get stranded on a deserted island, you'll have something to eat – emphasize: Only on a deserted island!!!
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