1. Become well versed in "NO"
2. Pee 5 seconds before heading out the door
3. Coloring on floors, walls and faces
4. Run away from parents (you get brownie points if in a busy parking lot)
5. Loudly announce "I go poo-poo" when you are in church
6. Turn mom’s well set-up bed into a trampoline
7. Request to go potty at the grocery store
8. Scream like a banshee when parents are driving
9. Tell mommy that "the man in the corner is really not nice" (when in fact there is NO man in the corner!!!), insist that you see him when she tells you there’s no one…
10. Use mommy’s two last tampons as cap for nose (do this in public of course!)
Ej did the thing with a woman in the corner... she was two years old... freaky , scary... and of course during the night.
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