1. The 3 packs of Fish Sticks replaced the sushis in your freezer
2. "Because I said so" has become a perfectly logical and acceptable answer to "Why?"
3. You can name all the Pixar movies in just one breath
4. A good meal is one where nobody cries
5. You ever told you kid "taste like chicken" to make him try food
6. You make a sandwich for yourself or your other half and automatically cut it in quarters.
7. Your home constantly looks like LEGO pucked on the floor
8. You ever had to clean vomit from a couch, a car seat, a bed, a floor, a toilet sea, or hair
9. You know that kids are quiet for too long, something is wrong
10. You’ve seen Tom & Jerry a least a 100 times
11. You find yourself humming the "Dora" song in the shower.
12. You know the term "childproof" is a myth
13. They are in bed early, you and your other half can get "busy" but all you can think about is sleep
14. You secretly crave adult conversation
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